I hate pears
tastefullyoffensive:

"Oh god, make it stop!" [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

"Oh god, make it stop!" [x]

cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

dailydot:

thewaitisogre:

did gaga steal ur phone bc that’s her dog

Probably wise to keep your phone password protected.