I hate pears
tastefullyoffensive:

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fruitcrocs:

fruitcrocs:

i love it when i cook stuff for myself bc like i’ve just cooked pasta and yee bitch look at me providing for myself i could totally make it in this world it’s almost as if i have my life together

i take this back the pasta was shit i’m falling apart

tastefullyoffensive:

[oktober77]
When I try to get a friend to come out drinking with me
When I try to get a friend to come out drinking with me
tastefullyoffensive:

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louisharrystylinson:

louisharrystylinson:

I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR LIKE FOREVER

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see the ball

feel the ball

be the ball

If you don’t know what you’re doing, then you can always put it in reduced echelon form. Even though it has nothing to do with that. You’ll always get some points.
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