I hate pears
If someone says you have an epsilon brain, they’re probably insulting you.
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thatfunnyblog:

WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS CNN?!

thatfunnyblog:

WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS CNN?!

I'm sorry, you said meat is bad. This isn't 100% true. Studies show that when real meat (meaning meat that hasn't been through some unnatural process, with the extreme being McDonalds) is eaten in the correct proportions then it can be beneficial to our health. Now, that essentially means moderation, and picking the right meats. But truthfully, a general good rule in life is everything in moderation. I just think it's unfair and incorrect to say meat is bad period.
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edwardspoonhands:

You’re right, meat isn’t necessarily bad for your health (though, to be clear, there’s no data supporting the idea that McDonald’s meat is better or worse than other meat…except that it’s easier to eat a lot of it very quickly, and there’s a ton of salt…and you generally also consume it with fried potatoes and sugar water.)

But yes, there’s nothing wrong with meat in moderation…though diets high in animal protein have been found to be linked with cancer, heart disease, and premature death in humans.

But, on the whole, whether I live to be 73 or 78 is not so much of a concern to me as the overall impact I have on the world during those years. No one can deny that meat is horrible for the environment. Giving up meat would probably reduce your carbon footprint by more than giving up driving

40% of grain produced in America is fed to livestock animals. That’s enough to feed 800 million people. 30% of the world’s total ice-free land is used to grow crops to fead to livestock. 30% OF THE WHOLE WORLD! Only 10% is used to grow human food crops.

There are ways to raise animals with less significant or even beneficial environmental impact…but we do not raise animals that way. 

I’m not even touching on the cruelty, here. Let’s just worry about the Earth and not individuals for a moment…if we do that, meat is /clearly bad/ and we should all eat less (if we can), which I try very hard to do.

laptopped:

imagine banana with any other vowel

bununu

benene

bonono

binini

bynyny

If we just draw a reflection of this function over the y-axis, well… the graph kinda looks like a monkey.
Calculus teacher (via mathprofessorquotes)
tastefullyoffensive:

Closed for what now? [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

Closed for what now? [via]

edwardspoonhands:

ngjenkins:

peachesnpolo:

lee-aus125:

chr1stastic:

magnus-thegreat-redundancy:

I believe that every american should at least watch this monologue from The Newsroom

Bravo!

this is my favorite post.

So so many people need to see this

Yep.

But…corndogs?